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Name one thing you have done as a lawyer that makes you really proud.

Jokes are encouraged but I am genuinely asking. I have wo...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/13/18
So you kept some violent criminals on the street and let som...
'''''''''''"'
  06/13/18
LMAO, that's Boyscout business compared to what Biglaw does ...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/14/18
won on appeal for a cho-mo
Wal-Dryl
  06/13/18
What was at issue? Evidence? Fourth amendment stuff? Governm...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/13/18
4A
Wal-Dryl
  06/13/18
No PC for the midnight warrant on the home computer?
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/14/18
In college I worked for a shitlawyer who used to brag about ...
Nothing but Eight Assholes and a Token Cunt
  06/15/18
Juries supposedly like ridiculous shit like that. Get a crew...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Had sex with a really hot 18 year old girl.
boner police?
  06/13/18
Pics?
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
also (((Fat Plodding Law Beaver))) beaming with pride over h...
boner police?
  06/13/18
The client wasn't even a demographic that shitlibs would car...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/13/18
I spotted a typo in Section 9.2. It was supposed to referenc...
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  06/13/18
You must have been in the zone.
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
I was up all night
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  06/13/18
WRITE | WELL
Poasting in a Truly Histrionic Thread
  06/13/18
*gets carried through the office on shoulders of practice gr...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/13/18
This is why I am so happy I never became a lawyer I'd be...
pedude
  06/13/18
After making several reasonable settlement offers, kicked th...
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
How did the court calculate your reasonable fees in the judg...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/13/18
Old school lodestar. Rate x hours.
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
...
spaceporn2525
  06/13/18
You are an actual lawyer and you should be proud of that. LO...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Helped a community bank restructure before they were acquire...
Real Estate
  06/13/18
Are you highly esteemed local midlaw? How did counsel for th...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/13/18
beautiful
Wal-Dryl
  06/13/18
(ARE Reptile)
Nothing but Eight Assholes and a Token Cunt
  06/15/18
This thread is evidence of why so many lawyers are unhappy w...
pedude
  06/13/18
Why do you hate the downtrodden little guy?
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
There are better ways to reassure yourself that you made the...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Wrote a somewhat novel piece of legislation and navigated it...
.,.,..,...,.,.,...........,,.....
  06/13/18
This is what I do most days of the week. Feels good, man.
Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
  06/13/18
Quit.
Knave
  06/13/18
...
are we not all but thai boys
  06/13/18
won a complex multiphase jury trial as first chair, then got...
Sotomayor McCheese
  06/13/18
Ballpark your fees and how what level firm are you with. Wha...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
got an old buddy a decent amount of money that he would've n...
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/13/18
What are the broad strokes and did you take your statutory c...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
he has 1 fewer organs than he was born with. i took 10%.
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/15/18
You normally practice crim defense right?
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
I've done some pro bono and helped out some friends that got...
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/15/18
Oh OK, I thought I remembered you posting extensively about ...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
I was all over it in the summer of Zimmerman, and I'll give ...
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/15/18
White collar defense boutique seems like it would be pretty ...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Most cr
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  06/15/18
won eight figure jury trial
...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,
  06/13/18
Unlike everyone else in here talking about money you failed ...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
(Defensemo who was in courtroom while partner avoided 8-fig ...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  06/15/18
...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
How about the worst thing? Worked for a small firm durin...
Martin Prince
  06/13/18
What was the breach?
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
Creditors rights and debt collection at the small firm scale...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Had hot, coked-up lawyer/paralegal office roleplay with an i...
The Magnificent Pilot Apotheosis
  06/13/18
New most cr
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  06/15/18
...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/15/18
got O.J. off scot free the judge tried to give him a slap o...
sharia lawyer
  06/13/18
I'm proud of a couple of the opinions I worked on as a clerk...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/13/18
You still have time to maek it but if you just lay back and ...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Helped pro bono clients get paid by FEMA after hurricane San...
bowlcut autist
  06/13/18
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
''"'"''"
  06/13/18
quit
are we not all but thai boys
  06/13/18
...
drunken donuts
  06/15/18
Two times I helped convince clients to walk away from deals ...
mutated mutandis
  06/13/18
*MEGACORP knights you*
Martin Prince
  06/13/18
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/13/18
Did it actually get reported to campus admin?
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Spoke truth to power, stood up for those alongside and benea...
SomeOtherGhost
  06/15/18
Secured chillrens’ economic security for conceivable future
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  06/15/18
Did you just shitigate in biglaw and how did you develop tri...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
Learned basics of shitigation from biglol. Learned trial tac...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  06/15/18
WTF. $5K for consulting? What do they do, send you some broc...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
?? $500/hr. How long is prep and voir dire in ur cases? Ma...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  06/15/18
So what is their deliverable like and what are the credentia...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
LOL at paying only $5k for jury consulting. Last mock jury/c...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  06/15/18
yeah sounds like EPAH is getting fleeced
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/15/18
Got a janitor 50-50 custody in a low bono case against some ...
Talk to your kids about GRID.
  06/15/18
Thanks bro
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  06/15/18
How did she end up with full custody and how much was the ja...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
There was no order prior to the temp orders in the custody c...
Talk to your kids about GRID.
  06/15/18
Good job man, you will be able to reflect back on that in yo...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
lost a fortune day trading stocks at my work pc while fraudl...
.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  06/15/18
I rub wrongdoers noses in shit. It feels wonderful to be ab...
Black man playing white Stratocaster upside down
  06/15/18
Prosecutors are mostly scum.
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18
lol, it's 2018, lawyers don't post here
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  06/15/18
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Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  06/15/18


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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Jokes are encouraged but I am genuinely asking.

I have won a few criminal defense trials and one immigration matter, all pro bono, that my employer gets from a bar referral thing. I argued them to a fact finder and secured a favorable result with my advocacy. I am proud of the good job I did for my clients.

I sincerely cannot think of a single thing I have done in my actual career that makes me proud or happy. I have achieved a few things or I am retrospectively impressed that I made it through certain ordeals but none of those thoughts make me feel pleased with myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235415)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:00 AM
Author: '''''''''''"'

So you kept some violent criminals on the street and let some beaner drains on society in and you’re proud of that? Kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236128)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

LMAO, that's Boyscout business compared to what Biglaw does every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249110)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Wal-Dryl

won on appeal for a cho-mo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235418)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

What was at issue? Evidence? Fourth amendment stuff? Government misconduct? Ineffectiveness? Procedure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235433)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Wal-Dryl

4A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235485)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

No PC for the midnight warrant on the home computer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249112)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Nothing but Eight Assholes and a Token Cunt

In college I worked for a shitlawyer who used to brag about winning a cho mo case. The guy had a twin brother and the shitlawyer successfully argued that it could have been the twin, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250143)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Juries supposedly like ridiculous shit like that. Get a crew of olds who love Columbo and Perry Mason. People off the street are unbelievably retarded, even with the personal responsibility filter of jury service. Their entire concept of the legal system is based on TV and movies and they want IRL interaction with it to be exciting and 'interesting.' That usually translates to ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250740)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: boner police?

Had sex with a really hot 18 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235422)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235483)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: boner police?

also (((Fat Plodding Law Beaver))) beaming with pride over his pro bono immigration case--who would expect that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235428)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

The client wasn't even a demographic that shitlibs would care about, LOL. Not brown, poor, LGBTQ, or muzz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235440)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


I spotted a typo in Section 9.2. It was supposed to reference Section 7.6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235444)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

You must have been in the zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235452)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


I was up all night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235453)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: Poasting in a Truly Histrionic Thread (the smallest things give me a great cockstand)

WRITE | WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235858)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

*gets carried through the office on shoulders of practice group who never stop yelling and applauding and whistling for one moment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235456)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: pedude

This is why I am so happy I never became a lawyer

I'd be 10 times as miserable as I am now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235518)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

After making several reasonable settlement offers, kicked the shit out of a hospital's shady debt collection department by JMOL at the end of their case, causing the super cunt supervisor to bawl in the hall. Got a fee award that vastly exceeded the amount in controversy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235448)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

How did the court calculate your reasonable fees in the judgment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235468)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

Old school lodestar. Rate x hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235478)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236199)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

You are an actual lawyer and you should be proud of that. LOL at all these wheezing glorified bureaucrat cumstains who have never won a case with their advocacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249122)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Real Estate

Helped a community bank restructure before they were acquired by larger regional institution and got rid of 60% of their employees, most of whom were employed by the legacy institution for the better part of their careers. Too expensive and redundant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235466)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Are you highly esteemed local midlaw? How did counsel for the equity snatcher try to fuck with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235477)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Wal-Dryl

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235480)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: Nothing but Eight Assholes and a Token Cunt

(ARE Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250150)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: pedude

This thread is evidence of why so many lawyers are unhappy with their careers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235504)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

Why do you hate the downtrodden little guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235510)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

There are better ways to reassure yourself that you made the right move by not becoming a lawyer than the childish self-directed dialogue you're conducting ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249125)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: .,.,..,...,.,.,...........,,.....


Wrote a somewhat novel piece of legislation and navigated it to passage in a state. Most of the shit lawyers do would be done by someone else almost exactly the same way if they didn't do it. That's the annoying part of the job. I look at this statute and can legit say this thing wouldn't even be there if I didn't make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235696)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:25 AM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )

This is what I do most days of the week. Feels good, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236207)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Knave

Quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235762)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: are we not all but thai boys (askav)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236459)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

won a complex multiphase jury trial as first chair, then got punitive damages, then got a fat lodestar award for a seven-figure total judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235830)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Ballpark your fees and how what level firm are you with. What is a pro bono or feat of lawyering that has nothing to do with money that makes you proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249129)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

got an old buddy a decent amount of money that he would've never seen had i not stepped up for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235839)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

What are the broad strokes and did you take your statutory cut or quietly make it a free case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249134)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

he has 1 fewer organs than he was born with.

i took 10%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249144)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

You normally practice crim defense right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249173)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

I've done some pro bono and helped out some friends that got jammed up.

It's what i was most interested in during school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249203)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Oh OK, I thought I remembered you posting extensively about some crim questions on XO that only an actual or former practitioner would be able to express. Maybe I am mistaken.

Why didn't you end up pursuing it? If you are a smart, driven person, there is plenty of money in it although you have to be able to absorb stress and you're not likely to get real $$$ without salesmanship ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249233)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

I was all over it in the summer of Zimmerman, and I'll give my two cents here and there, but I'm far from an expert.

who knows what the future holds. age is flame and we can all maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249350)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

White collar defense boutique seems like it would be pretty entertaining and you can make an urban GC living at it. You have a good head for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249566)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Most cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249143)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: ...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,


won eight figure jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235862)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Unlike everyone else in here talking about money you failed to mention what you recovered for your efforts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249142)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

(Defensemo who was in courtroom while partner avoided 8-fig liability)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249150)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249234)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 6:58 AM
Author: Martin Prince (a prancing scholar's scholar)

How about the worst thing?

Worked for a small firm during 1L summer. Client (fairly large company) won a judgment against an elderly woman living a pretty basic life. It was from a fee-shifting provision in a breach of contract case she lost.

She couldn't afford to pay the judgment and the company was adamant about collecting. We worked to try and repossess her car, attach her meager bank account, etc. I found it repugnant. The summer ended before we got anything so I have no idea how it turned out.

Should have quit law right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236126)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

What was the breach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36239838)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Creditors rights and debt collection at the small firm scale seem like some of the most odious and brainless practice areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249157)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: The Magnificent Pilot Apotheosis

Had hot, coked-up lawyer/paralegal office roleplay with an insane tinder slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236131)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

New most cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249153)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249171)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250265)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: sharia lawyer (Moscow's #1 Bad Boy)

got O.J. off scot free

the judge tried to give him a slap on the wrist but i batted his hand away with my ACLU pocket constitution before he could soil my client's dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236132)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:41 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

I'm proud of a couple of the opinions I worked on as a clerk. As an actual practicing lawyer, though? Hard to say. I've never won a life changing amount of money for anyone.

Thanks for starting my day off on a bright note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236244)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

You still have time to maek it but if you just lay back and passively collect your lawyer paychecks, you will be really disappointed with yourself when it gets close to the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249183)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: bowlcut autist

Helped pro bono clients get paid by FEMA after hurricane Sandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236439)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: ''"'"''"

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236455)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: are we not all but thai boys (askav)

quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236457)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: drunken donuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249131)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: mutated mutandis

Two times I helped convince clients to walk away from deals that turned out to be really, really bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236471)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Martin Prince (a prancing scholar's scholar)

*MEGACORP knights you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236538)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236540)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Did it actually get reported to campus admin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249186)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: SomeOtherGhost

Spoke truth to power, stood up for those alongside and beneath me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249126)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Secured chillrens’ economic security for conceivable future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249138)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Did you just shitigate in biglaw and how did you develop trial acumen working at places that bill themselves as a GLOBAL FORCE IN BUSINESS LITIGATION? What will you pay for jury consultants and is the money well spent or just a neurotic security blanket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249201)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Learned basics of shitigation from biglol. Learned trial tactics from YouTube. We’ve always hired a jury consultant, but last time I knew exactly what she was gonna say for each juror. It’s only like $5K or so tho, so might as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249224)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

WTF. $5K for consulting? What do they do, send you some brochures and you get to Skype with Lindsay the 2014 UCLA grad who worked at the Marin County DA's for two years where she prosecuted numerous misdemeanor AND felony criminal matters before joining the team at McCluskey Miller Yu & Silver?

That is great though. I am envious of you ability to go out and take shit for yourself. Most of these people are far too cowardly to cut a path for themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249254)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

?? $500/hr. How long is prep and voir dire in ur cases? Majority of time is reading case summary and traveling to forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249270)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

So what is their deliverable like and what are the credentials of the consultants?

Just seems like scam and I am jealous they are running it. That being said I would do it too in your position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249582)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


LOL at paying only $5k for jury consulting. Last mock jury/consultant I did in biglaw was $80k for a one day exercise, report, and then day of jury consulting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250134)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

yeah sounds like EPAH is getting fleeced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250268)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Talk to your kids about GRID.

Got a janitor 50-50 custody in a low bono case against some cunt who legit thought that since she was the mom dad could fuck right off. Was capriciously keeping the 9 year old daughter, who he dearly loved, from seeing this dude for spans of weeks or months at a time. Simple straghtforward unremarkable case. Huge positive impact for the kid that will probabkly benefit her for the rest of her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249170)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Thanks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249182)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

How did she end up with full custody and how much was the janitor in the kid's life prior to the custody case? Family law seems like a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249218)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: Talk to your kids about GRID.

There was no order prior to the temp orders in the custody case we filed. She'd just take the kid. He was very involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250079)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Good job man, you will be able to reflect back on that in your later years and remember that you changed their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250750)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


lost a fortune day trading stocks at my work pc while fraudlie billing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249389)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Black man playing white Stratocaster upside down

I rub wrongdoers noses in shit. It feels wonderful to be able to right wrongs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249517)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

Prosecutors are mostly scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249585)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: ...................,........,..


lol, it's 2018, lawyers don't post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249573)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249583)